Neighborly Developments

Things have been pretty quiet downstairs since Girl Neighbor moved out and Butt Boy moved in. The dog seems happier because Butt Boy participates in exercising him, he takes very quick showers and never at my time in the AM, so thus the Shower Wars have ended. Boy Neighbor seems generally more content and friendlier. My BF and I were still unsure as to what exactly happened between the couple, who dumped who and why, etc... But now a few weeks have passed and she became a distant memory. Until last weekend. I was watching TV with my BF and saw a familiar car pull on to our street. I jumped up and ran to the window to confirm my suspicions as my bewildered BF was wondering what the crap I was up to. Once confirmed, I ran back into the room and announced that Girl Neighbor was here and brought the same friend who helped her move out for re-enforcement. Boy's car was there and I was DYING of curiosity. Mail pick up, random box of crap left over? WHAT??!! She left a couple minutes later. Luckily, couple hours later I happened to be in the other room when they returned, with the dog. Ok, so visitation rights. I get it. Mystery solved. Or so I thought....
Cut to a couple days later. BF and I returned from a movie only to see her car there yet again. Hmmmm. I just so happened to notice (ahem) that the car stayed there all night. What the hell? Reconciliation? Break-up sex? WHAT? And what about Butt Boy? He just moved in! Will he move back out? Will she move back in? AHHHHHH!!!
But as of yesterday morning, almost all questions have been answered. I was yet again in the other room reading when Boy Neighbor placed a phone call to a friend right under the open window. I was not eavesdropping, mind you. The dude was right under my window speaking with his outside voice. It turns out that they have come to a "friends with benefits" understanding but her friends are very opposed to that seeing as how he is the one who kicked her out(!) and they feel he is just following the "typical male agenda" of using her for what he needs. !!!! I have to say that after hearing this, I feel really bad for The Girl. They had been living with each other for about a 2 1/2 years, and who knows how long they were together before. He kicks her out, then decides he'll do her the "favor" of "letting" her be his f-buddy. Ouch. I can just feel her pain. She thinks this is a door back in to his life and maybe they can work things out. He doesn't want to deal with the hassle of having an actual relationship but she is still a hot lay and has already knows his sexy buttons and he doesn't have to go through the tedium of training a new one just yet. Boy-doucheyness confirmed. I don't think he is purposely using her, just being a dumb, selfish boy. Most people (women) can see this clusterf**k of an emotional disaster coming miles away, like her friends are warning her. But the poor thing can't see beyond her hopes and hurt. Oh, and just to add another layer of crap, I think he might be seeing someone else. There is some chica who is always at the house, but I can't tell if its for him, Butt Boy, or just a friend. Hmmmmm....