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Amy Wino, looking better than ever.


Pete Doherty. At least he has good taste in scarves!

You know, I am really not trying to pick on Amy Winehouse, or the Brits in general or anything, but according to a recent poll, Wino and Pete Doherty are the Number 1 and and Number 2 Heroine and Hero respectively for people under 25. Well, I think that they are fine choices. Just look at them! They just exude such positive energy! Prime examples of health and sobriety! I am sure every parent would be so proud to know that that's what their children are aspiring to be. The next generation of British kids are going to be sooooooo cool! Or dead. Not sure which yet.

But seriously folks, Pete does have rad taste in scarves. If you can be that screwed up, shirtless, and still sport some Burberry, your A++++ in my book. Oh, crap! Does that make me as crazy as those wacky Brits?? No, surely not! I am as sane as, ummmm, a totally sane person. Oops, gotta go. Nurse Ratchet says its time for my meds.

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Behold! Pete Burns!

So this guy is apparently very famous in the UK for several reasons. Partially for being in a band, Partially for his stint on Big Brother UK, and, hmmmm, what else? It seems like there is something I'm missing.... Oh yeah! He's mostly famous for being freakin' bloody bat-sh*t crazy! As you may have noticed, he likey-likey the plastic surgery just a bit too much. He also wears clothing that's made from the skin of endangered animals and brags about it on national TV. I'm totally serious. The fine UK Bobbies somehow picked up on this and secretly removed a coat from the Big Brother house and did DNA to confirm that it was in fact made of a species of endangered monkeys. Nice, well done. As if this is not attention whoring enough, a sex tape starring Ole Petey-boy(?) with his BF has recently, and "mysteriously" been "leaked" on to the interwebz. And I am soooooo going to try to track it down and watch it because I'm messed up like that. Actually, its more like scientific research (Right, Mom*? That counts doesn't it? I'm ready for my PhD now!). I just want to see how the, shall we say, mechanics of The Sex works with them. Does Petey still have a Mini-Petey? Do they do it in a heart shaped bed or a dungeon? Pitcher or Catcher? I am calling that he is versatile. So many questions.... Must get answers! I'll update after I have completed my thesis.

Peace out-
Dr. Wonk

*For alls y'alls that don't know, Momz is a kick-ass scientist. And should totally give me a PhD, for like, General Awesomeness, cuz I'm pretty sure that's like a totally real degree, yo!

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Pre-Sell Out. Cute Right?


Now. Blah.


Lily Allen, why must you turn into the typical Avril sell-out? Your music is so cool and fun and you claim to be resiliant against turning into a Paris-wannabe, but here you are dying your hair a color that can only be described as White Trash Blonde. Just be normal, keep cranking out the music and puh-lease try and stay normal and don't go all Amy Winehouse or BritBrit on our asses.