My name is Eloise. I am not 6. I do not live at The Plaza. However, I can be a bit too much for people and then I get called weird. Some people might call it being "wonky." Some people meaning my BF. Don't get me wrong, I am not weird in an I-Will-Eat-Your-Babies-Bitch! sorta way. Its mostly that I have a wonky sense of humor that can make me seem wonky to others.
I don't normally allow people to call me by any nicknames. My mom and my BF are the only ones who can get away with it. I won't even get into what my mom calls me. Don't worry--they are all nice! Just a bit embarrassing. I don't even notice when she calls me by her pet names, but when she calls me Eloise, boy, that's bad and I notice. Anyhoos, somehow my BF happened to notice that I am a bit more wonky than most and coined me The Wonky Weeze. So there you have it. I am The Wonk, hear me roar!!!! *very ferocious growling sounds*
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