R.I.P. Wine(o) of the Weak, But Introducing...Wonk's Want of the Weak!

As some of you may know, there have been some life-altering developments recently for The Wonk. Therefore, I am disbanding my weekly feature, Wine(o) of the Weak, and replacing it with a new feature, Wonk's Want of the Weak!

Now, I could write about all the healthy things I want shove down my gullet like all the obscene amounts of fruits and soups, but how vicariously fun is that? Nope, this will be dedicated to The Naughty Stuff.

Seeing as how this is stil very early on in my Knocked-Upness, there haven't been too many crazy cravings yet. That being said, there was one this last week that I had to have: EZ Cheese, Bacon Cheddar Flavor, with Wheat Thins.


Mmmmmm...EZ Cheese!

I am really hoping to get some freaky urges, and not the boring old crap like pickles with ice cream. I watch entirely too many cooking shows for my own good, so hopefully I'll get some good crazy-ass urges. One caveat-- I am going to try and stay clear of anything Paula Deen. God knows I'll be gaining enough weight and don't need to be pounding butter by the gallon, y'all!

List of Bizzaro Things My Kitten Will Eat

Proof.  She actually stole this piece of Totino's of my plate.  Notice there are even chili peppers on it.  

-Pizza.  With green peppers, sausage, and chili peppers.  She ate all the toppings.  Including the cheese and licked of the sauce and left the crust.

-Chinese food.  Especially the green peppers.  She even stole a chili pepper off my BF's plate.  We took that from her before she could eat it.

-Rice

-Cheese

-Deli Meats

-Seaweed

-Goldfish Crackers

-Pate

-Golf Course Grass

-Frosting

-Eggs, even raw

-Cupcakes

-Butter (she'll just lick it straight)

-Shrimp

-Clams

-Cheezy Poofs

-Cantaloupe

-Popcorn with butter and cayenne

-Chicarones

-Tulips

-Biscuits and Gravy

-Any Soup

-Holiday Candy

-Pine Needles

-Any dip we have ever eaten

-French Fries

-Peanut Butter

-Ranch Dressing

-Lasagna

-Anything pork related

-Salumi

-Our toes in the AM

-Only the most expensive cat food.  And its no wonder why.