Wonk's Want of the Weak

Ok, I have been thinking about this meal for a couple days now. I have discovered through extensive research (Google)that there is even a WHOLE BOOK* named after what my din-din will be tonight.

Behold!


I am craving some Kraft Mac n' Cheese and complete with chopped up hot dogs and peas in it. And most likely knowing me some hot sauce too. To quote the ever-irritating Rachael Ray, Yumm-o!

*Ok, so it turns out that the book has nothing to do with macaroni and cheese, hot dogs, peas, or putting them all together in one glorious pot. I don't think it even has a single recipe in it. Its about teaching your kids how to pray and be thankful for stuff like food. Which is all well and good, but a rather misleasding title in any case, methinks.

Wonk's Want of the Weak

Ok, Peanut Butter isn't too far up the list of worst things for you, but in copious amounts it can clog up your whole digestive, circulatory, and, in extreme cases, respiratory systems. Its seems as though I can never stay full, especially in the mornings, but if I have me a couple tablespoons of some extra chunky peanutty goodness, I am good to go for at least a couple hours. But here's my naughty little secret that my brother taught me: Top off your peanut butter toast or crackers with some Long Duck Dong Sauce (Sriracha for the less informed, pictured below) and you have some Thai-flavored spicy yum yum for your tum tum! Granted, I eat almost everything with Long Duck Dong Sauce even in a non-preggo state, but it this case, a more normal person who cares for the spciy foods might enjoy it as well.



Bon Appetite!

R.I.P. Wine(o) of the Weak, But Introducing...Wonk's Want of the Weak!

As some of you may know, there have been some life-altering developments recently for The Wonk. Therefore, I am disbanding my weekly feature, Wine(o) of the Weak, and replacing it with a new feature, Wonk's Want of the Weak!

Now, I could write about all the healthy things I want shove down my gullet like all the obscene amounts of fruits and soups, but how vicariously fun is that? Nope, this will be dedicated to The Naughty Stuff.

Seeing as how this is stil very early on in my Knocked-Upness, there haven't been too many crazy cravings yet. That being said, there was one this last week that I had to have: EZ Cheese, Bacon Cheddar Flavor, with Wheat Thins.


Mmmmmm...EZ Cheese!

I am really hoping to get some freaky urges, and not the boring old crap like pickles with ice cream. I watch entirely too many cooking shows for my own good, so hopefully I'll get some good crazy-ass urges. One caveat-- I am going to try and stay clear of anything Paula Deen. God knows I'll be gaining enough weight and don't need to be pounding butter by the gallon, y'all!