Wonk 101

So for everybody who will be reading this (not because you want to, but mostly because you have to because I will be administering pop quizzes Hot Shots), let me tell you how this blog is going to go down. 

I love Celebrity Gossip.  LO-OOOVE IT!!!  I love it so much that it has actually become a part of my job description to inform 1) My Boss and 2) My lovely colleagues if there is something going down in Tinseltown.  I actually get written up if I fail at this.  OK, not really.  But a verbal thrashing I think is fair to say.  

I love food and I love to cook it.  I do have hits and misses because I like to experiment.  My poor BF is the (sometimes unlucky) guinea pig.  Good news though- I haven't poisoned/killed him yet so I can't be that bad, right??  Right?

I love to read.  Especially memoirs.  Even if they are not true all the time.  Ahem, I'm looking at you, James Frey.

I love to watch TV.  Deal with it.

And most of all I love my kitties!!!  I have two and they are my obsessions (no actual human kids to obsess over, obvs.)  But I am not a crazy cat lady because I have a BF who co-parents and is just as obsessed.  So there.  

So, in summation, my readers, this is what you will be subjected to: Photos of celebrities caught acting drunk/high/just plain dumb, food and recipes including restaurant recommendations, book reviews, TV show reviews, and TONS of adorable pics of my cats.

Finally, as I am fairly new at this, please forgive the many hiccups I inevitably will have.  

Thanks for your time and loyalty.

The Wonky Weeze